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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

I'm 4 and what is this?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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