A girl gets raped -teagan d

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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