two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Women have the right to vote.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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