- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

a horse nibbled a baby

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

civil rights

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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