Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Agent 47.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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