Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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