- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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