Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Two women were sitting quietly.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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