- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Mitt Romney

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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