If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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u suck

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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A white person at Harvard

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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1+2 = 6

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Im black

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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