- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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