Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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