- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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