"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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