- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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