- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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