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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Turkeys are obese

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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