Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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