What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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A black man comes home from work.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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