A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Justin Bieber.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Justin Bieber

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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