How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Whats white? A fridge

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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