- Anti Joke

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing