- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

I just threw up..In my pants.

What comes after 69? 70

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

what's black and can't swim?

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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