Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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