- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

I've got a dig bick

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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