- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

why do you care?

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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