If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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