- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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