Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A man did not like this site

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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