- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

womens rights

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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