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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and long? My dick.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Donald Trump

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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