- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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