- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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