- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Donkey lips

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

a woman votes!

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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