- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.