- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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