- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Im taking a shit right now.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Nuneaton..

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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