- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

YO FACE

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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