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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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the holocaust

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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