What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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so the weather's nice...

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How old are you? 7

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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