What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Justin Beiber

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...