- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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