- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

THE GAME.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??