Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Women's Rights

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

The Big Band Theory

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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