- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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