- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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