- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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