A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Black people.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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