- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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