Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Anything involving women..

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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flavin's head

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think twice or at least think

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Republicans

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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